metaphorically literal




[like I was someone that you cared for]   [ask me: I won't say no]  
Reblogged from bb-forever

wafflesforstephanie:

daggerpen:

lesb1an:

keepmyheadabove:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

What cuties

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas are adorable.

Chinchillas are like the babies of the animal family. :3

(Source: bb-forever)

Reblogged from robotunicornblog
robotunicornblog:

Here’s the animated GIF of the RU by Gemma Correll which I posted earlier. It’s a very happy, jolly unicorn, and is now even happier and jollier that it can move!

robotunicornblog:

Here’s the animated GIF of the RU by Gemma Correll which I posted earlier. It’s a very happy, jolly unicorn, and is now even happier and jollier that it can move!

Reblogged from fairy-wren
shestag:

avatar-of-melandru:


MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-
 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.


This is the best post on tumblr.

I’ll be there for the living teddy bear soon.

shestag:

avatar-of-melandru:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

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TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

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PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

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LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

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WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

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THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

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THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

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WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

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AND MORE LIZARDS

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FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

image

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

image

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

image

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

image

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

image

AND THIS GUY

image

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

image

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

image

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

image

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

image

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

image

This is the best post on tumblr.

I’ll be there for the living teddy bear soon.

(Source: fairy-wren, via uberzers)

Reblogged from perlockholmes

Reblogged from davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe
phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:

“The TARDIS can never return for me. Emergency Programme One means I’m facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it, no one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world will move on, and the box will be buried. Well, unless David Tennant has anything to say bout it.” [submitted by thisdayandage]

Holy shit I didn’t initially see David in the picture, so I looked back up and there he was and I got the shock of my life

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:

“The TARDIS can never return for me. Emergency Programme One means I’m facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it, no one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world will move on, and the box will be buried. Well, unless David Tennant has anything to say bout it.”
 [submitted by thisdayandage]

Holy shit I didn’t initially see David in the picture, so I looked back up and there he was and I got the shock of my life

(via sherlockian-in-221b)

Reblogged from typeverything
typeverything:

Typeverything.com -  (Sub)Prime Cuts by @Vault49.

typeverything:

Typeverything.com -  (Sub)Prime Cuts by @Vault49.

Reblogged from spunkellie
the-absolute-best-gifs:

IT’S A MINI HOBBIT HOLEWITH A BONSAI TREE

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

IT’S A MINI HOBBIT HOLE
WITH A BONSAI TREE

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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: spunkellie, via flumpyduck)

Reblogged from ostracizedpoodle

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

(via my-umwelt)

Reblogged from buttharrybutt

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

(via thatwentswimmingly)